Jon Ruf

exciting videos

jeffreyemerson — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:42:28 +0000

I know it don’t look fancy over here on this site. I don’t have that young know how to spruce it up. But through the kindness of others I can offer some exciting videos down below.

Porty min

jeffreyemerson — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:22:53 +0000

Porty min on the quick back keep. Electric Dan on the mincey waist. Four cupines on the consecrate blest. Who ingested that 29 pin? Relax, Greg, take your turtle neck off. I be taxed, can’t make yer mom’s send off. Wish her the best on that complicate trip. Ripped my shirt on that petty trouble gate. Suzies vexed good thing she’s not a witch. I’d be hexed ‘for that girl sewed a stitch. Former guile. Former guile. Former guile. Former guile. Lord help this naughty situation. Conflager called, wants back his flageration.

Bout Time

jeffreyemerson — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:15:50 +0000

Stalwart phairness

illeagal motion. It’s bedtime again.

Idiot stooges. Incomplete breakfast. It’s bedtime again.

How many worries? Too many worries. How many worries? Too many worries.

When will the street stop runnin’ in me head? When will the kitchen work be done for a minute?

It’s bedtime again. It’s bedtime again.

40 yearlings and no months between. So many jars and too few lids. when am I ever gonna have my kids?

When will the difference I’ve made make a difference? When will the itching be done for a minute? I make up my bed and then I get in it, It’s bedtime again. It’s bettime again.

Too many cars so many cars Too many cars so many cars. Call the precinct, call the bars, look under the rug look into those matters, remember yer head, remember those times, and 29 years for the above listed crimes. Night yerself, night yerself, night yerself. Yer night yerself, night yer self, night yerself.

So many days but not enough breaks. So many frays not any good takes. How ya gonna make that funny thing work? Yer just a tool in the shed, a tool in the shed. It’s bedtime again. It’s bedtime again.

4titude

jeffreyemerson — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:34:44 +0000

10 der moments, funny cat. spring witnessed a thorny tail. and it was it was summers eve. not the disposable douche, i mean, summers eve, like the night prior to summer. lemme start again.
49 elberts and the 16 kens
23 three pieces of the never ajenns.
scott and 4 wolves n’er did grab that mustard,
i’ll give you 3 porcupine bills for a bite of that custard.
the night before summer, at the end of springs thorny tail.
masen gills theory with a handfull of quails

Teeth of the Sharpest Bear

jeffreyemerson — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:32:14 +0000

Directed by Jason Rosencrantz

jugglin’ fore that crash an burn

jeffreyemerson — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:14:43 +0000

Life can be a stress full beast. Even when you live in a cardboard house. Ain’t it funny how stress full it can be when just about every thing goin’ your way? Ya don’t wanna drop them balls. Ya got nine o those things whizzin by in front of yer nose an if ya drop one chances are ya gonna drop ‘em all, cause that risky rythym went an got interrupted. Ya over compensate, children. It’s like goin’ for the highscore on Donkey Kong. If ya lose one man early, what’s the sense of standin’ there playin’ fer two hours when yer all ready one man down? Better to jus start over idn’t it? Well no.Cause yer on yer path, and maybe yer gonna be more care full, maybe yer gonna try a lil harder, look inside and grasp sometin’ y’ain’t never grasped before, because yer that one man down. Gotta make it to a hundred thousand fore ya get that man. Are ya gonna make it kids? Ya drop one ball, ya better let that one go, even if a few more of them balls go with it. It’s easier to keep jugglin’ six then to run around findin’ nine again(maybe one went under the couch and ya won’t never find it?) and startin’ over with three, then addin’ ‘em back. One by one, could take ya to thanksgivin’ for ya get all them balls goin’ again. Trust a desparate man. I only got one ball, and it’s in my pocket. And right now kiddos, that one ball’s enuff fer me. An if ya gave me a quarter, ya can bet I’d play the fuck outta that Young Kong.

Spaceship

jeffreyemerson — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:12:04 +0000

if you like music, you’ll hate jon ruf

jeffreyemerson — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:09:46 +0000